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Monday, 11 April 2016

Mandy Puts One Over Vixen


The lean, mean, fighting mature Mandy in the same lucky fight knickers she always wears ( info from BFUK ) goes up against the more rounded Vixen.

In a roll-around my money would be on Vixen; in a stand-up my money would still be on Vixen because she is a good-looking powerhouse and power-slaps awesomely.



Magnificent Mandy has proved herself, some, in the roll-around grappling and in the stand-up: I am in awe of her after her rookie fights against Sahara and Portia and the more recent slap-down of Layla.



Would it be the bedspread or the hard floor?







It's the hard floor; a stand-up likely and a solid slapfest. I've seen both slap and they have impressed me, Mandy dogged and determined, Vixen, a powerful hard slap leaving Sahara and Carmen sorely bruised, and yet, not beaten, when she fought them. 

The slaps and hair tugging are not going to win the fight but in stand-up it's who quits first, or, at the end of the third round I can decide for myself who wins. 

Bfuk are not willing to raise the hand of the winner. Wish they would then there might be more clutter discussion but cleaner stats.

I imagine very few of the BFUK fighters have ever considered the win or a loss as a vital or valid stat., and the time of keeping scores and a league table has long since disappeared, since the demise of the old forum.

To the fight: Mandy steps up to the plate, wholesomely topless, and....darn it! Vixen keeps her top on but she looks positive as she flexes herself on the start-plate, looking keener, and at the off, they go for each other's hair, looking for the hefty slap.



A slapping start, but it's a slow start for Mandy, as Vixen piles on some vicious overhead power wallops on Mandy's back ( six in a row ) which seems to redden up very quickly. No surprise there.

Unfortunately Mandy's strategy ( if she had one ) is compromised because Vixen uses her left hand and Mandy's right hand timing gains little effect. 

First round to Vixen though she had to lift her sliding downwards knickers to cover her embarrassment: topless Mandy v bottomless Vixen would be an eye-catcher.

Mandy's slaps are affected again by the bludgeoning left hand of Vixen, the slapping more hazardous as they reach for other areas of the body, the hair tugging persistent as they look for the slap.

Vixen's defence is good, she wiggles her frame to avoid quite a few of Mandy's slaps, causing Mandy to appear a bit wild with the occasional missile-swipe miss.

Mandy's timing is sometimes off due to Vixen's left hand but she's improving and Vixen is forced to fend her off or hold onto Mandy's ammunition right arm.



Oof! An explosive tit-slap stings Mandy, her left elbow automatically flexes to cuddle the after-shock where the slap landed but only for an instant, then she's back into the fray.

Second round again to Vixen. Mandy must be frustrated, seemingly unable to counter fully the points lead by Vixen though she's trying hard.

Their hair totally mussed up, the third round gets under-way and Mandy, it's now or never. Vixen is keeping her firmly against the ropes and pounding hard.





As Vixen tires she is not so able to defend herself, quite so well and Mandy gets in more hard slaps. Mandy looks determined to keep the fight going to the end, which can't be far away but Vixen seems to be wavering and the fight stops before the final whistle.






Vixen is congratulated for her win before they realise that Vixen had actually submitted and a happy Mandy accepts the credit for the win. 

Had Vixen kept it up until the fight was called to an end I reckon she had the points win though I'm pleased for Mandy, after her initial setbacks, she'd have gone an extra round just to prove her stamina. 

Lovely photo of Mandy, thrilled to finish the winner.

Score: Vixen - Defence - 8/10
                       Offense  - 9/10
                       Total    - 17/20


         Mandy - Defence - 6/10
                       Offense -  8/10
                       Total     -  14/20


Crit - Mandy stays low and head down, Vixen capitalized and kept her low to release overhead slaps frequently. Staying more up-right would have given Mandy a better view of what's coming, so her defense and offense could improve just by seeing what's about to hit her. This may suggest that the hair tugs are important in the stand-up fight and the expert at that is Sahara who has beaten both Mandy and Vixen.

Vixen stayed more upright and dodged some of the force of in-coming slaps but she gave up when the fight was nearly over. Mind you, Mandy did the same against Portia. Vaguely annoying.


Just goofin, saying is easy but Mandy is the winner and improves her stats to 2 and 2. Vixen is 1 and 3 losses. 

Is Mandy or Vixen ready for a rematch with Sahara? I'd like to think so. 

Tuesday, 13 January 2015

SLAP! SLAP!



In Bitchfightuk circles slapping to the body, hairpulling and grappling are the main ingredients of their fights and the girls it seems, mostly get on with it. Some don't mind hairpulling and I suspect the course of the fight may be determined by an individuals preference. A girl might have her hair tied up or braided which could suggest she's not keen on hairpulling though she doesn't mind pulling her opponents hair, especially if it's flowing. On the forum the choice of hair style for a fight was the subject of bitter squabbles amongst the girls, to the fans delight, .

Slapping immediately raises my interest. I have often made reference anecdotally to slapping when describing certain fights in the past on the BFuk forum. Personally I like the ladies to stay upright for a catfight as opposed to ground grappling or wrestling.

My interest in ladies boxing is surely to blame; for instance, the two recent fights involving Layla and Danni are incredible slapping matches. The girls in effect boxing each other, with Danni ( no defence whatsoever ) taking the fight to Layla, naturally without boxing skill ( as I would expect ) landing slaps to a retreating Layla who constantly had to push Danni away to search for her moments to get in her return slaps.

Lots of slaps hit the arms early on but when they reached in to the hair, each used her grip to stabilize herself in order to slap hard, noticeably Danni took advantage and walloped with gusto. As the fight wore on heavier slaps snaked into the body from different angles as woeful defences slackened.









The first time, I believe, they went to the floor to grapple was at the end of the third and final round when the submission was dragged out of a slapped out woman.


The rematch actually followed the same lines, Danni punishing Layla who perhaps had a bit more of the action. Was Layla out of her depth? Not her style of fight? I have seen her in tremendous hairpulling matches against quicksilver Lacey and stubborn Sahara where she gave an excellent account of herself ( not a lot of slapping in these fights ) so I did think Layla would be a tough ask for Danni.



Danni's entrance to BFuk started with the most exciting and fascinating ( for me ) newbie fight ever. I trumpeted on the forum about how I enjoyed the fight but it fell on deaf ears ( no change there lol ). Her opener was against Titch and did the slaps freakin fly. Titch had Danni in a tizzy, wading in, head down, slapping wildly, I thought, surely to victory but Danni dug in to slap back, eventually more effectively until she began to even up the fight.

A close fight at the end but Titch was out on her feet and injured (how she managed to lose a real finger nail beats me ). Danni was not so effective in her other, more conventional catfights, where the fight stayed on the floor though the little beauty always gave her utmust.

Danni is totally hot and has appeared in many a catfight. Unfortunately hottie Titch did not return.




Summertime last year, BFuk introduced a three-way to happen on the same day when Sahara was to face two slightly heavier ladies. The round robin is very exciting for many, including me, being a way to determine who is the toughest on the day. To fight twice on the same day was quite common at BFuk but these girls were absolutely mauled, bruised and must have been absolutely knackered. Mainly the slapping was prolific in all three, one in particular left me aghast; that Mandi and Portia ( two newbies ) could punish each other so much over two rounds and in the final round slap themselves to a standstill left me reeling. Trio photo-shopped and the three fights were topless.





Firstly - Sahara giving away nearly a stone ( around 6 kilos ) going in against Mandi ( described by BFuk as a cougar - yes she may be but I grew to adore Mandi for her effort ') After three rounds of dogged catfighting, Mandi, on a learning curve, had to admit that little Sahara was too experienced for her.

Sahara's superiority showed in all three of BFuk's catfight priorities, hair pulling, slapping and grappling. What a great fight, Sahara's skill shone through but as the fight wore on Mandi began to wise up, though she took a beating, her improvement as the fight wore on was to serve her well for her next fight.


Into the arena for the first time entered the fair Portia to take on Mandi who already looked badly bruised from her previous fight against Sahara. A few pounds heavier than Mandi, Portia's pretty face looked to me an easy mark for Mandi who had impressed me greatly fighting Sahara, but I deceived myself, as these two went at it from the word go.

Portia was not just a pretty face and tidy figure but ready to trade hairpulling and heavy, almost brutal slaps. The ground grappling was evenly shared though they didn't last long on the deck, getting to their feet, both willing to slap box each other, it seemed, to a knockout, and that was just the first round.




The boxing continued until the end of the last round with the continual noise of slaps sinking into raw and bruised flesh, Portia, wincing at times still taking hard hits from Mandi and just as I had decided to give Mandi a points win ( was I biased? ) Mandi cuddled Portia and submitted. Damn!



The final saw Sahara taking on Portia in a tough fight.

I already knew Portia was no walkover and Sahara surely knew this ( I'm pretty sure she would watch Portia fight Mandi ), but she took on the heavier Portia with her usual zeal and gusto.

Sahara's skill shone through again, the sound of heavy slapping from both rent the air noisily, the hair skirmishes and grappling were where Sahara excelled so I think Sahara deserved the lead after two rounds.

Portia made her big move in the third round putting Sahara under a lot of pressure, I reckon, and at one point Portia had Sahara looking, I thought, unsure.





But a couple of belly slaps from Portia energised a tired Sahara who finished by telling Portia to ' Come on then ' yanking her about by the hair while slapping hard. The fight wasn't resolved so we're waiting for a rematch.

Fantastic fights, all three ladies were incredible and I particularly loved the format - I live in hope. Please return Mandi and Portia tho I guess the skin was tenderized by the hard slapping so it may be a 'once in a lifetime' for them.

The final superb pic is where I thought Sahara was unsure as the bigger Portia piled on final round pressure.